The Archipelago of The Livonshire Islands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Rt Hon Michael George MP with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 1.837 billion Livonshirean-Brits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tunderland. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Livonshire Islandsian economy, worth 92.3 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,263 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Livonshire Islandsian Navy, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Livonshire Islands's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Livonshire Islands is ranked 121,475^th in the world and 214^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 119.81 on the Clooney Contribution Index.